I was informed, by an anonymous source, that Microsoft employees can work all night conquering the world by the chemical energy they get from eating goat cheese. Gentoo's developers could get a "Power Boost" from eating goat cheese. Part of Gentoo's donations could be routed towards delivering fresh goat cheese to the places of work of Gentoo's developers. The greatness of Gentoo that would come from the consumption of goat cheese would prompt more donations, more goat cheese, and a better distrobution! Reproducible: Always Steps to Reproduce: 1. Crack any Gentoo developer's box. 2. Do a grep in his or her ~/.food_log for string "goat cheese". Actual Results: No strings returned. Expected Results: I should see goat cheese eaten all day, every day!
Created attachment 43052 [details] Goat Cheese This is a picture of goat cheese, for reference.
Created attachment 43054 [details] Not Goat Cheese This is not Goat Cheese.
Did you test it? Is it safe for public consumption? Or should we put it in package.mask?
It doesn't matter if goat cheese is stable. It matters if it is stable enough for our competition. At this moment, Microsoft is cramming its employees with goat cheese, at a rate of 3 mols per hour. If we go up to 4.5, the acceleration of 1.5 mols per hour squared, we should prevent Microsoft from catching up to us. At this moment, Debian can stick with low goat cheese insertions (>= 0.1 mols per hour), but, as a bleeding-edge distro, we need to get ahead. I've never had problems with goat cheese when I still ate it, and my architecture is homeobocks on ~Human (Vegan/M).
I need some clarification: Are any other types of cheese acceptable? I haven't been able to find goat cheese at the local grocery store, but I was thinking maybe some other fancy cheeses (gouda, havarti, parmasan, your-favourite-cheese) would suffice. Also, I know someone with a pet goat, but I think it's a man goat. Do man goats make goat cheese? If not, what do I have to feed him to make it produce cheese? Thanks for your time.
To quote Gabe Newell: "Note ... To ... Marketing ... Less Gouda, More Goat." Obviously this technology expert thinks that only goat cheese has the chutzpah to drive programmers. PS: Don't eat any cheese that is made my male goats. I've found that - though they still have one functional nipple - the cheese produced by it is no good.
Silly bug!
You don't say!
