When flattering a Gentoo lover, he becomes all warm and fuzzy inside, and unknown feeling to this kind leading to a spontaneous emotional breakdown. He knows how to handle criticism, the usual stimuli provided, but no proper training seems to be provided on how to handle flattery, please fix! Reproducible: Always Steps to Reproduce: 1. Open the given URL Actual Results: Uncontrollable laughter followed by Gentoo lovers wanting to stab me over IRC Expected Results: Well, nothing really
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(In reply to comment #0) > When flattering a Gentoo lover, he becomes all warm and fuzzy inside, and > unknown feeling to this kind leading to a spontaneous emotional breakdown. He > knows how to handle criticism, the usual stimuli provided, but no proper > training seems to be provided on how to handle flattery, please fix! One very important process of Gentoo recruitment is we force new developers to surrender their emotions in order, among other reasons, to fix such "spontaneous emotional breakdown". This results in a total loss of empathy, sympathy (especially towards users), sociability, and sense of humor. The process involves torture, blackmail, children abduction, and lobotomy in case the subject resists. The fix to this bug is thus very simple: find a mentor and send your quizzes to recruiters@gentoo.org. We'll take good care of you, trust us. Closing this as RESOLVED FIXED.
