WHERE ARE OUR T-SHIRTS!!!?? WE HAVE TO SELL T-SHIRTS!
Please don't file this kind of bug. It is pointless and has nothing to do with any bug report. I know you're trying to be funny, but quite honestly what it does is belittle the hard work by many people to organize an event. Also, Release Engineering has nothing to do with Events, and the Events team does not have a bug alias because it maintains no packages.