Gentoo has spen the last 12 months finding out who can look after the forums for them. Using folding@home for the past 8 months it has given up two possibilities: God and cokehabit. pjp nominated a 3rd candidate but Adolf Hitler was unable for comment at the time so we had to settle with just the two. After a competition that included vaseline eating, trying to stay awake in Jennifer Lopez's films and Counter-Strike Source it was decided cokehabit was l33ter. God went away and the last we saw of him was him writing WTFOMGBBQ!!! in the clouds. Hence now we have to decide on cokehabit.
Ninja masters have a better chance.
Not pirates?
I call an audit on proccess, full report on what was involved including commented source for modification to complete such a complex task in such a short time as well as relevant forms filled out in triplicate sent to the relevant departments Especially since God was returned as a solution, since his existance has yet to be proven there is a flaw in algorithm involved, or Cokehabit is GOD, but if that was the case he could just become an administrator, thus Cokehabit cannot be God, thus that result is equally flawed, Leading to the only logical solution that what was actually being solved was who is more likely to have sex with Jennifer Lopez with the aid of vaseline. Now with God being omnipitant, it is only logical that he will have a monster shlong and thus would require the vaseline So the solution is GOD
Don't call us, we'll call you. Apart from that, pirates suck and we all know their disappearence is causing global warming. Please redirect all further replies to http://forums.gentoo.org/viewtopic-t-445344.html only or people may claim this is a waste of valuable resources. ;-)
